Square lost his chance

Tue, 18 Oct 2005 22:00:10 GMT

NEW LIVEJOURNAL,
BECAUSE I WANT ONE.

shrimpytoad

i figured it was time for some change.
& time to continue with livejournal.

i probably didn't spell alot of words correctly.

Wed, 29 Jun 2005 06:31:39 GMT

WHEELCHAIR.

dude, i had so much fun in carls wheelchair.

and yeah that is totally a playboy next to my purse.

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yeah, thats a playboy next to my purse.
im in love with playboy ever since i was in LJ
with jason and alex, all there was was playboy.
i can't wait for the july issue.
i read the best story in it about the mona lisa.
holy shit.

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IM OFF MY MAIN SUBJECT.
WHAT THE FUCK.

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yes, so carl is one of my close friends.
he got hit by a coca cola truck a couple years ago
so he is paralyzed from the mid thigh down.
hes totally loaded from the accident though.

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i never tried to ride in a wheelchair before.
when we got there carl was laying on the couch.
so i stole his wheelchair, and went all around the apartment.
it was easy at first. i could even do a complete turn without moving out of one spot.

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then i went around the kitchen,
and into the bathroom
and into the bedroom,
holy shit, the seat was so comfy.
it's a fucking $500 seat.

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i asked him if i could borrow it for a day.
he wasn't going for that.
when i asked i didn't realize he wouldnt be able to do anything all day.
he thought it was funny.
he also told me he was going to kick me in the face...
i said "with what........"
i guess you had to be there.

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me and emily have so much fun with carl.
hes the greatest guy. and i give him mad props.
my arms were killing me after about an hour of riding
around the apartment complex.

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i think i freaked this one dude out.
i was outside in the chair rolling around.
and i was on my cell phone, and dropped it.
and so i just got out of the chair and picked it up
and sat back down.
and the guy was watching me the whole time,
when i stood up he looked at me like it was a miracle.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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i tried to go out to the back pourch,
and i knocked the screen out
because i couldnt stop rolling.
then i tried to get back in,
and you know how theres that high up rail for the sliding glass door?
yeah...it took me about 20 minutes.
emily thought it was fucking hilarious.

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theres a video of me infront of his tv
doing wheelies and freaking out in the chair.
and just laughing so hard.
and i almost hit his tv,
and you can hear carl in the back ground
"WATCH THE TV YOU DUMB HOE"

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i will have to figure out how to put that on the computer.
i want to watch it so much.
guh. i had so much fun when all of that was going on.
you guys have no idea.

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i hated getting stuck on the pourch.
and that guy def believes in god now if he didn't before hand.

OH.
i def didn't write about the fight.
to make a long story short.
everyone was sick of us bitching at eachother.
so they made us take it outside.
and we did.

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i def have the took the funniest picture of bradley that night
theres no doubt that when i get that picture from alexis
it's going all over the internet.
just you wait.

oh yeah, you can still see the bruises on my legs from that one night
when i got the fucking...dead legged pinched to fucking hell. guh.

I AM SO WEARING THE VS BATHING SUIT I POSTED ABOUT ALONG TIME AGO.
THATS RIGHT. I GOT IT. I LOVE IT.

jerry springer never gets old.

just curious.

Sun, 05 Jun 2005 22:12:44 GMT

i saw two ants on the sidewalk today.
i sat down and watch them before i killed one.
i killed one to see how the other reacted.
he walked up to the dead one and stayed still next to him for a minute.
then ran off, and within minutes there were more ants around the dead one.
after a few more minutes there were even more ants around the dead one.
running around, then running back to him, staying still, then running again.
after about 10 minutes of this, the dead one was gone, they took him and then they were gone.

i wonder where they took him. i wonder what they were thinking.

i rule at changing things.

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 21:21:14 GMT

I CHANGED MY CELL PHONE NUMBER
AND SCREEN NAME.

IM me if you want them. IF YOUR LUCKY I SHALL GIVE THEM TO YOU.

EDIT:
these are the shoes i spent $70 on yesterday, and thats alot of money to me. but i guess its better then the $138 ones i liked there.

best part, each shoe came in its own baggy....i have yet to figure that part out.

its exactly 12:10

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 05:10:35 GMT

yeah. it's my birthday.

at 1:30am

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 06:43:49 GMT

This is what me and liz do to entertain eachother since our boyfriends suck and like to sleep and go play shows.

AHEM. Face off!...haha get it?

im glad that this post is what took up your entire friends page. because you know it rules.

p.s. i think we ran out of faces. and my mine hurts.

boo.

Sat, 26 Feb 2005 01:50:32 GMT

yo d00ds.
whats up?

i put highlights in my hair the other day because i figured the really plain brown was just to boring.
i think im going to make a hair appointment for next week. I just can't decide what i want to do with it, color, cut....extensions. Who knows.

i also didn't mean to do this. but my roots were growing in, and thats the only thing that actually got BLEACHED.

whatever, right?

Give me SOME idea of what to do with my hair. Im dead out of ideas. I have had it every color and cut except for blue hair and a shaved head.

Uh.

My head hurts, and i feel like doing Tae Bo (kickboxing) But i have no one to do it with. And its no fun to laugh at yourself.

Tell me your favorite baby names. Girl and Boy.

Boy: Commodus Alexander
Girl: Kara Melody

I think im going to go laydown and watch some tv. Then maybe eat some yogurt. have fun, man.

My Birthday Is On Sunday

Thu, 24 Feb 2005 04:44:46 GMT

Grandma let me order clothes online today, and the only thing i could think of to order was this bathing suit from victoria secret. so thats just what i did.

of course i wont look anywhere near that good in it, i also wont be on the back of a speed boat looking like i just had an orgasm, but i like it.

If you have presents for me, or wanna GET me one, now would be good timing. It would also be greatly appreciated. ( someone get me Angel season 3. shh )

shyne karau
9206 racine pl
riverview fl, 33569

I am very tired, and i have been playing neo pets alot. which is the gayest thing i think i could possibly ever do. but its addicting. Me and Jason have also made a promise to stop fighting so much, and if we start, to just tell the other person to stop. We fight alot, and it's no fun.

Ive also been listening to alot of Rilo Kiley. I don't know why. I mean, shes good. But its not really my kinda music. She is all i listened to today, and i don't even think i really like her.

Who still watched the OC? Like, HONESTLY watches the OC, every thursday, on time. Not just once a month or so? Now, if you do, tell me why? Because personally i think that show is out of control, and i admit i used to watch it religiously. But now, marissa is a lesbian, this guy isnt that girls dad, whos cheating on who, its honestly turned into a worse then real soap opera. I just don't understand tv anymore.

I LOVED the show wonderfalls. they cancelled it, if you didn't know. I still dont get why. I thought it was really good. And the girl that played the main character was cute! She cracked me up.

Isn't she? yes. she is. and that lion she is holding ruled too. his voice was creepy though. I really wish more then anything that show was still on. Well, that and paradise hotel. Ive never liked a show more then PH in my life. I was addicted. I have every episode on tape. Uhhhh. What a bad/amazing show.

Is this or is this not, the most creepy scary picture you have ever seen? When i look at it, i know those people are dead, cause it was taken in 1942, and that scares me more.

I don't think i have anything else to talk about. But i am bored, someone play Diablo with me.

Disable Invasion

Fri, 28 Jan 2005 23:25:48 GMT

Apathy Season just released two new songs. Which in my opinion are the best so far. So go check them out, and if you would be kind enough to promote their band just copy the link below, and you will get the same banner. you have to right click the text box and click select all, cause for some reason my journal wont let you just highlight it all.

my boyfriend has a pretty voice in this song.

For the animals, for the earth, for your health

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 22:27:51 GMT

i just got done watching amerian beauty with christopher. i loved it.

whoohoo for being vegetarian. clickkkkkk!

Fri, 19 Nov 2004 21:51:25 GMT

smartgaming

you guys should join this. because jason made it. which of course means it rules. or so he says.

take the first key and minus it by the third

Thu, 11 Nov 2004 04:28:45 GMT

I MISS MY BOYS SO MUCH

its weird. i actually miss alex being a jerkass to me on purpose. and me being able to make jason mad on purpose. just to see him go silent and put his hands up in the air, then hit me when i start laughing at him. i miss making fun of alex when hes sleeping cause he thinks someones sleeping in his bed. and 'aw man' its hilarious. i miss seeing dana come over with her cup of coffee everyday. i actually wish we were better friends. i miss drinking with both my boys. i miss practices, and just miss listening to them in general.

a month away from these boys, is the hardest thing after living with them for two months.

and i'm stone in the eyes of your foolishness

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 05:37:21 GMT

Im freezing cold. and i want to go to sleep, but i don't want to sleep without jason. He is downstairs working. But he said only another hour and he would come to bed, 29 minutes to go.

i don't understand why people think seltzer water is gross. it's like i have a bottle and i take a sip, automatically theres 20 "EWWW"'s. SHUT THE FUCK UP. It's water...with bubbles. OH NOOOOO! NOT THAT! youfuckingmorons.

im cranky. and livejournal gets worse everyday. quitchhyouuubitching.
Kandi will be here on the 17th. That rules. Ah. fuck, my eyes hurt.

I like when someone in the next room talk's to you on AIM and then they go "BRB" and you can hear the door open and them walk somewhere.
...
i guess im the only one that thinks thats funny.

fuck this post. i didn't even want to write it, but there was nothing else to do while im waiting for jason, expect play unreal tournament, but theres no one on right now, so it's just empty servers.

i don't get it.
but i do miss you.
and maybe that makes me stupid.
but i admit it.

Tue, 28 Sep 2004 05:40:00 GMT

alex does scary things when you aren't looking.

Fri, 24 Sep 2004 23:51:19 GMT

this is gay

Sun, 22 Aug 2004 05:03:11 GMT

FRIENDS CUT.

okay.
im sick of alot of the people on my journal.
starting shit
taking my pictures
pretending to be me
acting like they want to be on my journal, THEN talking shit.
so, it's time to get rid of alot of people.

COMMENT.IF.YOU.WANT.TO.STAY.

im probably going to end up taking alot of people off my journal, cause not that many people will comment to this, and lj is kinda dead now days.

and yeah
alot of people do this
and yeah
its annoying.
but i thought about it
and it has to be done.

♥

ALLLRIGHT. ONE YEAR OF BEING WITH THIS BOYYYY.

Tue, 10 Aug 2004 22:14:51 GMT

so im back to the computer/social world now. for a today and tomorrow at least.

Jason left three hours ago. ive never been that sad before, i mean, we have left eachother many of many of times, but this time was sooooo sad. it was nice having him here, and our ONE YEAR was so nice. we stayed at this hotel like 10 feet off the beach for three days. and got rootbeer floats, and went out for pizza, which jason agrees is the best pizza he has ever had. and walked down the pier at night, and hugged and kissed on the beach, and watching movie marathons, and swam in the rain, and beat eachother up, and and and, jason wanted to go on this pirate ship, but i wouldnt let him. it was the nicest time. just me and him, nooo one else. last night we had lay around and be scum bags/video game night. That was nice too, jason played hercs adventures and i played unreal tournament 2004. that sentence proves whos the man in this relationship. btw, that game, is amazing. whew. okay. so yeah, i miss jason, and i love him, annnnd my room is a mess, and i wish he was here still. HE BOUGHT ME A BAG OF HERSHEY'S SMORES BARS! a bag! so good. we ate way to much in the past week, i think we are going to end up a fat couple. but thats alright. whatev.

jason tummmy.

kiisssssyyy

i love him and i miss him and i want him to come back, which he is, within the month, and in a day, shannon and debbie will be here. once again, from NY. i have been to the airport so many times this week, jesus. well anyways, it was nice having jason here, annnnnnnnnnnnd im not sleeping as well as i did last night, tonight, thats for sure. pssssssst. kelly, IM me.

the end.

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 21:22:28 GMT

ahem...

FRIENDS ONLY